Here Comes the Hammer, I'm Smashing Up Grammar

Here Comes the Hammer, I’m Smashing Up Grammar

There are a plethora of mistakes in this poem. How many can you find?

Goodbye editing. Goodbye proofreading.

It’s about time you received this beating.

Here comes the hammer.

I’m smashing up grammar.

forget  brainstorming and a silly first draft.

Who says righting is a fine tooned craft?

Knot me. I no what two do.

Right it once and then I’m threw.

Goodbye editing. Goodbye proofreading.

It’s about time you received this beating.

Here comes the hammer.

I’m smashing up grammar.

Know run on sentences inn my written work

my teacher walks bye and gives me a smirk

Whats that four I can’t help but wonder

I think shes about to steel my thunder

Goodbye editing. Goodbye proofreading.

It’s about time you received this beating.

Here comes the hammer.

I’m smashing up grammar.

Does it really matter if I use a big word!

dont you think its a little absurd

Cant it just bee ‘funny’ instead of humurus

Or why not say ‘many’ instead of numerous

Goodbye editing. Goodbye proofreading.

It’s about time you received this beating.

Here comes the hammer.

I’m smashing up grammar.

My teacher says my righting should always have a voice

What ever happened to giving kids a choice

Like righting about the thyme eye hit my first homerun

or win I went too the beach. boy that trip was fun

Goodbye editing. Goodbye proofreading.

It’s about time you received this beating.

Here comes the hammer.

I’m smashing up grammar.

3-5 paragraphs is what I have to do

I think Id rather catch a plain and go to Kalamazoo

theirs always alaska or someplace in the son

arent you glad too here this poem is finally done