Here Comes the
Hammer, I’m Smashing Up Grammar
There are
a plethora of mistakes in this poem. How many can you find?
Goodbye editing. Goodbye proofreading.
It’s about time you received this beating.
Here comes the hammer.
I’m smashing up grammar.
forget
brainstorming and a silly first draft.
Who says righting is a fine tooned craft?
Knot me. I no what two do.
Right it once and then I’m threw.
Goodbye
editing. Goodbye proofreading.
It’s about
time you received this beating.
Here comes
the hammer.
I’m smashing
up grammar.
Know run on sentences inn my written work
my teacher walks bye and gives me a smirk
Whats that four I can’t help but wonder
I think shes about to steel my thunder
Goodbye editing. Goodbye proofreading.
It’s about time you received this
beating.
Here comes the hammer.
I’m smashing up grammar.
Does it really matter if I use a big word!
dont you think its a little absurd
Cant it just bee ‘funny’ instead of humurus
Or why not say ‘many’ instead of numerous
Goodbye editing. Goodbye proofreading.
It’s about time you received this beating.
Here comes the hammer.
I’m smashing up grammar.
My teacher says my righting
should always have a voice
What ever happened to giving
kids a choice
Like righting about the thyme
eye hit my first homerun
or win I went too the beach. boy
that trip was fun
Goodbye editing. Goodbye proofreading.
It’s about time you received this beating.
Here comes the hammer.
I’m smashing up grammar.
3-5 paragraphs is what I have to do
I think Id rather catch a plain and go to Kalamazoo
theirs always alaska or someplace in the son
arent you glad too here this poem is finally done
